AMC Alliance VS Chevette,Corolla, Escort and Golf

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/04/2016 at 18:16 • Filed to: None

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More of a reminder of how crappy the Chevette was...


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 18:28

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But the chevette has rear wheel drive! That means it handles better!


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Berang
03/04/2016 at 18:36

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Silly frenchies thinking that independent suspension could possibly compensate the shitness of FWD.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 18:53

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That Chevette was probably brand new but it already looks dilapidated and rusty.


Kinja'd!!! PorkchoPlissken > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 18:53

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I perfectly content not being reminded.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Berang
03/04/2016 at 18:58

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DRIFT!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 18:59

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There’s a lady who’s supposed to sell me her ‘81 Chevette. 4-door/4sp. Maybe $300.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 19:01

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Our 1.7l fuel injected engine appoligizes to no one.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 19:49

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“Our car is basically equal to all of our competitors, except for that one. For the love of God, don’t buy that one.”


Kinja'd!!! Gated Manual > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 20:08

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“In my opinion Alliance has shown superiority over each of the other competitors”. Of course it does... And where can we get that sweet soundtrack. Damn...


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PorkchoPlissken
03/04/2016 at 20:29

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Why? Clearly you’re like me and saw others owning them and avoided daily-driving/owning one yourself, right?

Hee hee hee...


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/04/2016 at 20:30

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If you’re a sadomasochist, it may be a good car for you.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 20:31

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Hey: rear wheel drive and a manual transmission. What more could you want? Maybe drop in an LS7 engine?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/04/2016 at 20:48

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“What more could you want?”

Fuel Injection

Heater that works well

Power

Handling

Reliability

Durability

Gauges with decent backlighting

An accurate fuel gauge

a gas tank located in a less dangerous location


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/04/2016 at 21:09

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Buy it and ship it to me please. That’s a freaking deal.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/04/2016 at 21:10

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Why all the Chevette hate????


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
03/04/2016 at 23:33

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Because I am from the dark side and have the Chevette hate flowing through me.

It makes me strong and puts hair on my chest!

And the fact that 4 crapcan Chevettes were owned by my siblings in the past played a role as well...


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/05/2016 at 00:11

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Don’t want much, do you?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
03/05/2016 at 00:14

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Well, keep your eyes open. I couldn’t buy a gem of a car like that and not post to Oppo about it.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/05/2016 at 00:46

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Damn, that’s bad luck. I dunno, my dad and a few other people had them, and they all loved them. Personally, I just love the simplicity of them. I’d thoroughly enjoy having a decent condition 2-Door manual one.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/05/2016 at 00:47

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Sweeeeet.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/05/2016 at 10:44

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Nope... not much at all... LOL